hi guys im stealing internet from my neighbours
and ive been training the cat for spider hunting season
ok
SO beginning tomorrow I won’t have internet. for a while. til i have money to get internet again. aka never. ok.
Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
oh my god <3
HUGE FUCKING STORM. I left my bedroom window open and came home to half my room SOAKED, the bed, the floor, fucking everything! Plants are all over the place, pictures fell down, I can’t even see out the window everything’s WHITE. And it’s looouuuud so loud
in one of the rooms i was cleaning yesterday some old lady brought her cat and it was supersupersuper cute and fat. so i went over and loved on it and it HISSED AT ME. ive never had a cat angry with me before i was so confused. i was like ma’am why doesnt your cat like me, all cats like me? she just looked at me like i was an idiot and proceeded to coo the kitty in FRENCH.
thats why. it was french.
so i complain about being lonely 24/7 but when my family calls i wont even answer the phone. then i feel extremely guilty but not enough to call them back.
why am i on this earth i contribute nothing omg
