hi guys im stealing internet from my neighbours 
and ive been training the cat for spider hunting season
ok 

hi guys im stealing internet from my neighbours 

and ive been training the cat for spider hunting season

ok 



(Source: electric-queen)



(Source: fuck-your-mother-and-die)



SO beginning tomorrow I won’t have internet. for a while. til i have money to get internet again. aka never. ok.




Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

oh my god <3

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

oh my god <3



i bought a red dress now i match the couch



HUGE FUCKING STORM. I left my bedroom window open and came home to half my room SOAKED, the bed, the floor, fucking everything! Plants are all over the place, pictures fell down, I can’t even see out the window everything’s WHITE. And it’s looouuuud so loud



@WURK

in one of the rooms i was cleaning yesterday some old lady brought her cat and it was supersupersuper cute and fat. so i went over and loved on it and it HISSED AT ME. ive never had a cat angry with me before i was so confused. i was like ma’am why doesnt your cat like me, all cats like me? she just looked at me like i was an idiot and proceeded to coo the kitty in FRENCH.

thats why. it was french.



so i complain about being lonely 24/7 but when my family calls i wont even answer the phone. then i feel extremely guilty but not enough to call them back. 

why am i on this earth i contribute nothing omg



(Source: runway-to-heaven)